Friday, August 29, 2014

Donnie Dark: The Stupid Man Suit.

Best Line in a movie, period.

By the way, this one is rated R: not for the kiddies.


So, summarize Donnie Darko...ho boy.


            It’s the 80s (again) and this high-class, stepford community is coexisting nicely...sans Donald Darko, whose mental instability, intimidating smarts and misanthropic attitude have made him a social pariah. One night, after another fight with his mother, Donnie is called back out to do his sleep walking by a strange voice. It comes from a giant rabbit (rabbit suit, but still,) who tells him the world is going to end in about 28 days. Moments later, a jet-engine crashes into Donnie’s room. He’s saved, but this is only the beginning. As Donnie is forced (I think?) to do the rabbit man’s bidding, and watch his world break apart at the seams. As to how, or why it’s breaking, you’re better off asking someone else. I freely admit that, even after my third watch, I am still not smart enough to fully understand what’s going on.


            It’s liberating to admit, really.


            Confusing as the story is for me, everything else melds together well. The music and overall sound effects help create this feeling of being detached from the ‘perfect world’ we’re thrust into, likely letting us see it from our own heroes perspective. Even more interesting, that music and sound also helps us shift into a mood that’s darker towards the end of the film as everything slowly begins to crack. Overall, combined with the free-form camera angles, everything just feels off, somehow. It clashes with the white-class suburbia, and I ate up every bit of it.


            With our disorienting atmosphere comes out mostly-realistic characters. Most of them are interesting because they take a different approach to the rich-kids. Instead of being high-class cast-outs who listen only to mozart and such, we got teenage boys shooting glass bottles in a junkyard while running my childhood with the smurfs. It’s more natural to play these guys like true teens with access to better toys, but it also backfires by making them some of the most unlikeable people you will ever meet.  I hated Donnie’s friends for being utterly useless, for what they did to Smurfette, but mostly just for being colossal crap-heads.


            However, there lies one exception to all of this: Donnie. I am forever fascinated with Donnie, even if he is a jerk to his mother.  He’s obviously not a bad kid, as he won’t steal or hurt anyone of his own free will, and yet he’s clearly suffering from some severe mental issues in a society that just doesn’t know what to do with him. Add this utterly crazy and confusing series of events to that list of problems and it becomes insanely hard not to feel for the kid. Besides, he’s also insanely smart, and drops some of the most well-timed F-bombs in cinema history. 

For Example:



So, obviously, I really liked Donnie. I liked him so much that I wish he had been the center of attention more often than he actually was. This movie has quite a few subplots with the Jim Cunningham plot, the deal with Donnie’s girlfriend, and a few others. Now none of them are badly written, and they do all merge together in the end, but I just wish they had backed off just a little. I want more of Frank the Bunny’s influence over Donnie, not how much that stick-up-her-butt teacher has a hard-on for Jim Cunningham or how forced the romance between Gretchen and Donnie feels (sorry, I just didn’t feel it).  Maybe we would have gotten a straighter answer if we had spent more time with Frank and Donnie and less with with poor Churita getting picked on for her bad accent.
Ah, but this of course leads to the elephant in the room: the ending. Leaving out spoilers, I have to say that my confusion over what happened didn’t take away from how bloody well filmed the whole thing is. While I’m still scratching my head over the exact details, I was treated to a well filmed slow-pan shot with an absolutely heart-breaking rendition of Mad World playing in the background. It’s dark and tragic, two words that fit with the whole rest of the movie.
So, in short, this is worth a watch, but not casually. If you don’t want to think too much than don’t pop this one in, as you’ll be left behind very fast. However, if you’re willing to keep sharp and know a bit more about the theory of time-travel than I do, than you’re in for a treat. Enjoy the awesome 80s music, black sense of humor, and the sheer anxiety of watching the world come to an end thanks to the world’s most famous’ wtf’ movie made so far.

Now we’ve done aliens, Vampires, pretty men in tights, moon people, and depressed 30-somethings with no lives….
How about something Sweet?

Next Film: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.



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